Males: Does this put your “naughty mind in overdrive?”
Cosmo thinks it does.“SEE HOW I’M CHEWING THIS STEAK? YOUR DICK IS NEXT.”
and then eat it like this
For added effect, come running at him with a bottle of steak sauce and a knife & fork. If he cowers in a corner while weeping, that means he’s extra hot for you and ready for the no-pants party.
Reblogging for “SEE HOW I’M CHEWING THIS STEAK? YOUR DICK IS NEXT.” XDDDDDD
Freaking instant death by laughter. XD
haha what are you talking about this is EXACTLY how I sit comfortably.
I’m so comfortable.
lol fuq all y’all i sit like this almost every day
i couldn’t even pull off the pose i kept falling over
also i got a cramp in my foot
Hey guise. Thanks. I seriously haven’t been this peacefully comfortable in a while.
(Source: baconisbetterthanbacon)
