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bunnypoop: schrutebucks: justmegger: rand0mflora: littleorphanammo: sophia—nicole: tiffanyarei: Males: Does this put your “naughty mind in overdrive?”Cosmo thinks it does. “SEE HOW I’M CHEWING THIS STEAK? YOUR DICK IS NEXT.” and then eat it like this For added effect, come running at him with a bottle of steak sauce and a knife & fork. If he cowers in a corner while weeping, that means he’s extra hot for you and ready for the no-pants party. Reblogging for “SEE HOW I’M CHEWING THIS STEAK? YOUR DICK IS NEXT.” XDDDDDD Freaking instant death by laughter. XD

bunnypoop:

schrutebucks:

justmegger:

rand0mflora:

littleorphanammo:

sophia—nicole:

tiffanyarei:

Males: Does this put your “naughty mind in overdrive?”
Cosmo thinks it does.

“SEE HOW I’M CHEWING THIS STEAK? YOUR DICK IS NEXT.”

and then eat it like this

For added effect, come running at him with a bottle of steak sauce and a knife & fork. If he cowers in a corner while weeping, that means he’s extra hot for you and ready for the no-pants party.

Reblogging for “SEE HOW I’M CHEWING THIS STEAK? YOUR DICK IS NEXT.” XDDDDDD

Freaking instant death by laughter. XD

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    Yeeees, yeeees my pretty. I am going to ravage your dick like the last piece of meat in a 500 mile radius!
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    OMFG this is too hilarious xD
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    Wtf Cosmo That’s almost as bad as telling us putting fruit in our pussies ew
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    Oh Cosmo. You slay me.
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